Feeling a little flat today? Our "You're Soda-pressing" tee is the perfect way to acknowledge those moody vibes with a little bit of fizz. This classic unisex tee, made from 100% cotton, is the official uniform for anyone who's just not bubbling with energy. It keeps a structured look, maintains sharp lines, and goes perfectly with any layered outfit—or just your favorite pair of sweatpants for a quiet night in. Plus, it's extra trendy right now!
The Fun-ctional Details:
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100% Cotton (because you deserve a soft place to land when you're feeling flat).
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Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)—which means it's thick enough to not feel deflated.
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Open-end yarn and tubular fabric—these are all the fancy details you didn't know you needed. Trust us, it's a good thing.
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Double seam at the sleeves and bottom hem, because we know you'll need to reach for that extra-sugary pick-me-up.
A Few Witty Disclaimers:
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The "White" color may be so pure, it's the perfect color for a head of soda foam.
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The "Natural" color might have a few adorable speckles. It's not a flaw, it's from a previous emotional outburst (it happens to the best of us).
The Serious Part (but with a smile): This masterpiece is made just for you, literally the second you place an order. This is why it takes a bit longer to deliver. Good things take time, just like a soda that hasn't gone completely flat. By making products on demand instead of in bulk, we're doing our part to reduce waste and overproduction. So thank you for making a thoughtful purchasing decision, you little trendsetter.
Size guide
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LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
15 ⅝ |
| M |
29 |
20 |
17 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
18 ½ |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
20 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
21 ½ |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
22 ¾ |
