Feeling the daily grind? Our "Soda-pressing" tee is here to add a bit of fizzy, existential humor to your wardrobe. This classic unisex tee, made from 100% cotton, features a high-quality embroidered design that's as meticulous and bubbly as the perfect soda. It's the ideal choice for a casual day out or a quiet night in when you need to express your feelings with a witty, understated pun.
The Fun-ctional Details:
100% Cotton (because you deserve a soft place to land when you're feeling a little effervescent).
Open-end yarn and tubular fabric—these are all the fancy details you didn't know you needed. Trust us, it's a good thing.
Embroidered design—our "Soda-pressing" slogan is stitched with premium thread, giving it a premium texture and a look that’s built to last.
Double seam at the sleeves and bottom hem, because we know your reactions can be quite animated.
A Witty Disclaimer (The one you really need to read):
The "White" color may be so pure, it's the perfect backdrop for moments of pure existential dread (or a spontaneous soda spill).
The Serious Part (but with a smile):
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!1
