Feeling a little soda-pressed and a little chilly? Our "Soda-pressing" hoodie is here to add a bit of fizzy, existential humor to your wardrobe while keeping you cozy. This comfortable hoodie features a high-quality embroidered design that's as meticulous and bubbly as the perfect soda. It's the ideal choice for a casual day out or a quiet night in when you need to express your feelings with a witty, understated pun.
The Fun-ctional Details:
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100% cotton face (because you deserve a soft place to land when you're feeling a little crunchy).
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65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester—which means it's thick enough to keep you warm during late-night pondering.
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Front pouch pocket—the ideal place to stash your hands for a quick getaway from a tough situation.
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Self-fabric patch on the back—a subtle detail for those who are detail-oriented (or just really into soda).
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Matching flat drawstrings—perfect for hiding from your responsibilities (or from those who want to ask you a question).
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3-panel hood—your new favorite place to get comfy.
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Embroidered design—our "Soda-pressing" slogan is stitched with premium thread, giving it a premium texture and a look that’s built to last.
A Witty Disclaimer (The one you really need to read):
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This hoodie runs small. Our hoodie runs as fast as you do for the last can of soda, which is to say: it runs a bit small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
The Serious Part (but with a smile):
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
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CHEST WIDTH (inches) |
LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
20 |
27 |
| M |
21 |
28 |
| L |
23 |
29 |
| XL |
25 |
30 |
| 2XL |
26 ½ |
31 |
| 3XL |
28 |
32 |
