Tired of boring tees? Time for an upgrade that looks as good as your witty remarks. Our classic unisex tee, made from 100% cotton, is here to help. It keeps a structured look, maintains sharp lines, and goes perfectly with any layered outfit—or just your favorite pair of sweatpants. Plus, it's extra trendy right now!
The Fun-ctional Details:
100% Cotton (because we don't do things halfway).
Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)—which means it's thick enough to not look sad and droopy.
Open-end yarn and tubular fabric—these are all the fancy details you didn't know you needed. Trust us, it's a good thing.
Double seam at the sleeves and bottom hem, because we know your jokes are so good, you'll be raising your sleeves to high-five yourself.
A Few Witty Disclaimers:
The "White" color may appear more "distinguished off-white" than blindingly bright. It's for that classic, non-alarming look.
The "Natural" color might have a few adorable speckles. It's not a flaw, it's character. Just like you.
The Serious Part (but with a smile): This masterpiece is made just for you, literally the second you place an order. This is why it takes a bit longer to deliver. Good things take time, you know? By making products on demand instead of in bulk, we're doing our part to reduce waste and overproduction. So thank you for making a thoughtful purchasing decision, you little trendsetter.
