Feeling a little out of your element, eh? Our "Hawkward" hat is the perfect way to top off your look with a touch of relatable humor. This classic, structured hat is the ideal accessory for those days when you feel a bit like a hawk trying to fit in with the pigeons at the park. It's perfect for a casual day out, maybe grabbing a Timmies and observing the local wildlife (both feathered and otherwise).
The Fun-ctional Details:
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100% Cotton Twill (because you deserve a soft spot for your thoughts, eh?).
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Structured, 6-panel design—which means it holds its shape perfectly, even when you feel a bit stiff or unsure (like a slightly clumsy hawk landing).
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Embroidered design—our "Hawkward" slogan is stitched with premium thread, giving it a subtle yet impactful look, eh?
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Embroidered eyelets—all the fancy details you didn't know you needed. They're there for ventilation when you're trying to play it cool, even if you feel a little flustered.
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Adjustable strap with a buckle, so it’s a perfect fit, no matter how your feathers are feeling.
A Witty Disclaimer (Because we're honest):
The "White" colour may be so pure, it's the perfect blank canvas for your understated awkwardness, as innocent as a fledgling's first flight.
The Serious Part (with a friendly smile):
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce waste and overproduction, which is pretty good for our vast Canadian wilderness, eh? So thank you for making a thoughtful purchasing decision, you little trendsetter, you.
Size guide:
One size fits most. It has an adjustable strap to ensure it's the perfect fit for you, from the boreal forests to the prairies.
