Cereal Killer! Hat

Feeling a little murderous before your morning coffee, but want to keep a low profile? Our "Cereal Killer" hat is the perfect way to show your dedication to the most important meal of the day, all while keeping a cool head. This classic, structured hat is the official uniform for anyone who takes their breakfast seriously. It's the ideal choice for a casual day out or a quiet night in with your favorite bowl of cereal.

The Fun-ctional Details:

• 100% Cotton Twill (because you deserve a soft place to land when you're feeling a little crunchy).

• Structured, 6-panel design—which means it holds its shape perfectly, just like a freshly opened cereal box.

• Embroidered design—our "Cereal Killer" slogan is stitched with premium thread, giving it a premium texture and a look that’s built to last.

• Embroidered eyelets—all the fancy details you didn't know you needed. They're there for ventilation when you're thinking about your next victim.

• Adjustable strap with a buckle, so it’s a perfect fit for when your head is so full of witty remarks that you need a little more room.

A Few Witty Disclaimers:

• The "White" color may be so pure, it's the perfect canvas for a milk-related crime scene.

• The "Natural" color might have a few adorable speckles. It's not a flaw, it's a tribute to a previous victim (just kidding... mostly).

The Serious Part (but with a smile): This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

• One size fits most. It has an adjustable strap to ensure it's the perfect fit for you.