Cereal Killer! Hoodie Embroidered

Feeling a little murderous before your morning coffee? Our "Cereal Killer" tee is the perfect way to show your dedication to a truly important morning ritual. This classic unisex tee, made from 100% cotton, features a high-quality embroidered design that's as sharp and precise as your focus on that morning bowl. It keeps a structured look, maintains sharp lines, and goes perfectly with any layered outfit—or just your favorite pair of pajamas for a late-night bowl. Plus, it's extra trendy right now!

The Fun-ctional Details:

100% Cotton (because even a Cereal Killer deserves a soft place to land).
Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)—which means it's thick enough to survive a milk-splosion.
Open-end yarn and tubular fabric—these are all the fancy details you didn't know you needed. Trust us, it's a good thing.
Embroidered design—our "Cereal Killer" slogan is stitched with premium thread, giving it a premium texture and a look that’s built to last.
Double seam at the sleeves and bottom hem, because we know you'll be reaching for that last crunchy spoonful with gusto.

A Few Witty Disclaimers:

The "White" color may be so pure, it's the perfect canvas for a milk-related crime scene.
The "Natural" color might have a few adorable speckles. It's not a flaw, it's a tribute to a previous victim (just kidding... mostly).

The Serious Part (but with a smile): This masterpiece is made just for you, literally the second you place an order. This is why it takes a bit longer to deliver. Good things take time, just like the perfect level of cereal-sogginess. By making products on demand instead of in bulk, we're doing our part to reduce waste and overproduction. So thank you for making a thoughtful purchasing decision, you little trendsetter.

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