Cereal Killer! Hoodie
Cereal Killer! Hoodie
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Feeling a little murderous and a little chilly? Our "Cereal Killer" hoodie is the perfect way to show your dedication to a truly important morning ritual while staying cozy. This comfortable hoodie features a sharp, vibrant printed design that's as bold as your commitment to that last spoonful. It's the ideal choice for a casual day out or a quiet night in with your favorite bowl of cereal.
The Fun-ctional Details:
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100% cotton face (because you deserve a soft place to land when you're feeling a little crunchy).
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65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester—which means it's thick enough to keep you warm during late-night snacking.
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Front pouch pocket—the ideal place to stash your spoon for a quick getaway.
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Self-fabric patch on the back—a subtle detail for those who are detail-oriented (or just really into snacks).1
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Matching flat drawstrings—perfect for hiding from your responsibilities (or from those who want to borrow your cereal).2
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3-panel hood—your new favorite place to get comfy.
A Witty Disclaimer (The one you really need to read):
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This hoodie runs small. Our hoodie runs as fast as you do for the last spoonful, which is to say: it runs a bit small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
The Serious Part (but with a smile):
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
CHEST WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
S | 20 | 27 |
M | 21 | 28 |
L | 23 | 29 |
XL | 25 | 30 |
2XL | 26 ½ | 31 |
3XL | 28 | 32 |












